me: (all giddy and clapping) SIMS 3 Pets is just 7 days away!!!!
boyfriend: Yeah but... you've got nothing to play it on.
me: Way to kill a dream, baby.
boyfriend: Popped THAT bubble. (pokes imaginary bubble in the air)
me: You're just mean.
boyfriend: well, it was just too easy.
boyfriend: and, hello, GRAD SCHOOL?
Then he generously offers for me to try to install the game on his ancient dinosaur of a laptop. The thing weighs like 10 lbs. and is slower than a snail in molasses. I think I'll just mope in my corner until I can get my new computer.